Wednesday, April 01, 2015

National Association of Prostitutes, Declare Three Days of Free S*x to Celebrate Buhari’s Victory



In the spirit of celebrating Buhari’s victory in the presidential polls, the National Association of Nigeria Prostitutes,(NANP), has congratulated the President elect Gen. Muhammadu Buhari while heaping praise on Goodluck Jonathan for his peaceful reaction.

In early January, they had publicly declared their support for Buhari, promising three days of free sex nationwide, if president Jonathan eventually loses the seat to Gen. Muhammadu Buhari of APC.

According to Dailypost, NANP in a text message this morning urged its members nationwide to comply with the directive.

The statement sent by its National Secretary, Jessica Elvis reads …



On behalf of every member of NANP, we heartily congratulate the People’s General for winning the poll.

As part of our earlier promise, we will be declaring a three-day free sex nationwide.

We want all our members to honour this directive. We want to use this privilege to beg the President-elect to look into the welfare of this association.

We believe his victory will surely better this harmless struggle,” the SMS read.

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