Yes I know that men cheat too. We also cheat more than women do. But the statistics show that women are catching up fast. As at last count, it was 24 per cent for women and 33 per cent for men. In those good old days, women didn’t cheat. You could go out all day and night painting the town red and still come back in the early hours of the morning to meet madam quietly waiting for you at home with smiles and a hug. No questions asked. Your food was even in the microwave oven. Hot and waiting for you. Those times are gone. Is that good or bad? I witnessed a fight within the premises of a four star hotel recently. Husband and wife jammed themselves with their different lovers at the purple corridor. Everybody knows you can’t be in that corridor if you are just visiting. The husband was shocked to his bone marrow. What are you doing here? He thundered. What are you doing here too? Was the answer.
Of course when question jam question for purple corridor, na roforofo fight be dat o! Anyway, please don’t ask me what I was doing there myself. I was just visiting. By special permission. But seriously speaking, why do women cheat? Sex. I don’t know about Oyinbo land, but this is the number one reason in Nigeria. Even in Africa sef. The truth is we all love sex in Nigeria. Both Men and Women. God bless Nigeria my country. The songs in Nigeria that always top the charts are those ones that talk about sex. Check out the lady of the BlackBerry fame and others. Sex is the topic most talked about at parties, bus stops, beer parlours, hair dressing salons, fashion boutiques etc. Even the MCs and comedians add it to stop their audiences from going to sleep. The fact is this. If she can’t get it at home, you can be sure is she will get it outside. So in your own interest , you better give it to her freely and unconditionally.
And you must be good at it. Not just in and out like a rabbit or a dog. Boredom and Loneliness. You the man, has decided that you want your wife to be a full time housewife. To take care of the house and the children. Then you add a houseboy and a driver to the equation. You love her so much you don’t want her to stress herself. Meanwhile, you are busy 247 trying to work for the money for her, sorry, for both of you to spend. My friend, a sorry for you. Before you know it, she is idle and bored.
And then, the devil would find work for her idle hands. She doesn’t even need to go far. With the houseboy and driver at her beck and call. A beg don’t read meanings into this o! I actually mean for messages. To prevent this don’t be all work, work, work and no play. Find quality time with you wife and children. Before you become (like Jack) a dull boy at home and in bed. Revenge. Believe it or not, there is no fury as greater than a woman shunned. Gone are those days when you think you can cheat on her and she would not retaliate. My friend, she will and she will even put jara on top sef. She will show you well, well, that what the husband can do, the wife can even do better. And age is no longer a barrier in case you don’t know. Especially if she is liquid. There are so many young guys out there who are actively searching for a sugar mummy. A lot of them are super studs who will beat you hands down any day with their performance.
They don’t even need any enhancer like you and me do occasionally to climb the mountain. Funny enough, at times it might not even be about sex. It might be what she perceives as cheating generally. No birthday or Xmas presents, no go ing out, refusing to pamper her of or give her the occasional monetary gift for jewellery and clothes. Even though she earns more than you do and you are the one carrying the whole house on your head.
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