Ever Been So Mad At Your Girlfriend That You Cut Off Your Own Penis? Well This Man Has {Read}

It's not always Kung Fu with the Chinese. 
A man from Jilong in Taiwan was so mad at his girlfriend that he cut off his penis (and the testicles) to deny her sex FOREVER. 

I wonder if he thought that one through. 

The 46-year old man who was actually drunk at the time (and who is anonymous, for his own good), flushed his penis down the toilet before his girl rushed him to the hospital. The copious blood flow from the horrendous gash ensured that he was in a coma before he arrived the hospital. 

Had he not flushed his happy wand, the doctors say it might have been possible to reattach it. 

As it stands, however, he has only 1.2 inches of penis left. All he will be able to do with that is urinate.